French Bukowski

The act of grabbing a baguette , smearing poop like nutella in it , and offering it to other people as a snack or meal.

“Last night Lisa was giving me so much shit, I went to the kitchen, made a French Bukowski, and gave it to her… EAT SHIT LISA!”

by JoseAMelbollo June 27, 2023

french class

FRENCH EXPLETIVES

In french class-
Teacher: *in french* and the girl was walking and said-
Student: *interjects* FRENCH EXPLETIVES

FRENCH EXPLETIVES has two definitions:
1.cursing in french
2.its just FRENCH EXPLETIVES

by FavFrenchStudent22 November 11, 2022

French Canadian Girl

: rare

: beautiful girls

: cute jeans and cute pussy

- Wow! Isabelle and Kammi are real French Canadian girls. - Yeah, those girls are the best.

by 343connor January 6, 2025

French Roulette

When a casual game of Russian Roulette is ruined by a person quiting, getting the next person killed.

"Wow. You really let Frank get killed because you thought we were playing French Roulette"

"But I didn't want to die!"

"Neither did the rest of Europe, but hey, whatever keeps you from surrendering again."

by CouchFucker69 November 3, 2019

French Sprinkler

The act of deliberately vomiting on someone to exit a conversation that's become too tedious to endure.

Richard kept droning on and on about his favourite sports team doing sporting this weekend so I pulled the ol' French Sprinkler to shut him up and get the heck out of there.

by Frothy_walarus April 25, 2021

French Cucumber

this is when you give a woman a STD. frenchy style with your cucmber.

10 shots of Jose, 10 shots of Wabo, and a French Cucumber later her crotch was stinging like a wasp!

by Kung-fu dave February 26, 2010

french faker

When kissing you rapidly stick your tongue in and out of their mouth

He gave me a french faker last night and it was totally gross

by Zombieattack04 May 31, 2017