parisian willy

Getting so drunk that you shit your pants and wake up in a coffee shop.

How was last night ?

Oh man, I don't remember much. I pulled a parisian willy and then called an Uber home.

by Beatsmiffs April 23, 2018

small willy dilly

A man small willy and is very self conscious about his very small willy. A small willy dilly is normally agrovated by his in fact very small willy and decides to take it out on others.

“Oh look over there at man, I bet he is a small willy dilly

by Daniel brigoli February 8, 2018

Red Willy

When you finger blast a girl thats on her period and then shove your bloody finger in her ear. Giving her a wet willy with her own period blood.

If i ever finger a girl on her period im giving her a red willy.

by Suicidexmessiah February 23, 2018

Wet Willy

When you are on the verge of finishing put your penis in her ear and cum.

I’ll give you a wet willy bitch.

by MacDaddy_99 May 28, 2018

Silly Willy

Lighter pseudo insult towards someone doing something stupid or nonsensical
Whatever your perverted mind can conjure up with the wet willy dry willy ear inserters.

Oh no you don't put it in there you silly willy!
Imma give you a silly willy babe

by Mr. fuck get me out of here June 7, 2018

Nipple Willy

When you suck/lick someone’s nipple until it is covered in spit and they insert it into your eat like a Q-tip

Damn man... my girl gave me a mean nipple willy last night, i think i can hear twice as good now.

by boalgo June 27, 2018

River Willy

Rather than a wet willy, a river willy is defined by the act of ejecting saliva into one's ear giving them an unpleasant experience.

Damn Thommy, that was one good river willy you gave to Ralphy.

by JingleJangle The Overlord July 31, 2018