Wank Stain

The term of endearment used to describe the well know Ian Kelly.

Ian Kelly is such a wank stain and that is why he is so well liked

by Skippydo December 5, 2024

Ear wanking

Using an implement (e.g. cotton bud) to penetrate the ear canal repeatedly.

Is Jan cleaning his ear out, he’s been doing it for ages. No, he’s ear wanking

by Morbabe July 15, 2018

pinky wanking

to wank whilst holding ones pinking out such as when you drink tea also referred to fancy in your pants wank.

hey i was at this posh orgy last nite

did you make sure you were pinky wanking

of course

by mason54m May 30, 2010

Angry Wank

Creating your self a brand new fore skin (especially if challenged to a Surprise Space Docking challenge) by wanking really, really fast and hard..... warming up the skin and extending it way beyond the tip hopefull so far it can be placed as a cover over the tip of your opponents penis.

This one time on the Hay Plain I took an angry wank whilst staring at a cupboard. Through the window a horse was looking me right in the eye. He knew.

by Lorraine Haul May 23, 2023

Pokey bum wank

When Ethan “pokey” parr vigorously prods his anus while masturbating with his thumb and index finger

When Ethan saw the guy, he knew he’d have to go for a pokey bum wank

by Spartanbot2000 September 20, 2018

Test Wank

The act of checking the captain is awake after having a skin full. Usually in a pub toilet.

The good lady wife says I'm on a promise and I've had 8 gins. I'm off for a test wank

by Paul A Radcliffe May 23, 2023

yorkshire wank

Four blokes in a field having a communal tug

I saw those guys having a Yorkshire wank on the moors few days ago

by James Brucellosis July 9, 2016