Cunt Waffle

A bitch who traps her boyfriend to marry her because she gets pregnant, little does he know, she cheated on him with a married man.

His ex is a cunt waffle

by _notyourmomma_ February 8, 2018

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waffle

british slang for gibrish

waffle is also a food

george : elizabeth ur so bad at this game like what
elizabeth: dude ur speaking absolute waffle right now

by Southerenduckk September 16, 2025

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Waffle

Euphemism for a females genitalia

That’s a soggy waffle

by Darf Lunger June 10, 2022

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waffle

a lovely person who is wholesome but will give pawjobs with syrup on them

and a dude who is gay asf and loves master shadowclaw <3

"waffle give me a pawjob you bitch"
"yes master"

by waffle :3 December 27, 2024

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A Group/Party That Alwaysz (And I Mean ALWAYSZ) Winsz. Consists Of 2 Hard To Find But EXTREMELY Awrsome *Yes Awrsome* Females. One By The Name Of ;Kha'Shea; ;DollaBu; Or ;Congo-Kha'Sh; And Another By The Name Of ;Laurali; ;Benny; Or ;Lo-Li;

**Caution** There Is Usually A Third Party Running Around Calling Out ''Waffle Cone'' That Doesnt Fully Understand The True Essence Of The Waffle Conez And How They Win. But We Love Her Any Waysz. =D

*Sitting In Science Class*
*Mr. Awesomeness Drinking ''Maaalk" (Milk)
*Congo-Kha'Sh & Lo-li Laughing Uncontrollably*

Ace Boogie & KaDAMN!: Man Shut Up! Y'all Be Laughin 'Bout NOTHIN, Just SHUTUP! Y'All Sum Dumbasses I Swear!! >=(

Mr. Awesomeness: HEY! PARAGRAPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Congo & Lo Start Laughing At The Boys*

Mr.Awesomeness: Laurali, How Do We Get ''V'' By Itself In This Equation?

Lo-Li: Man I Dont Know!, Can I Go To The Bathroom?!

Mr.Awesomeness: NO! Maby If You Werent Horsin' Aroind All Period You WOULD Know, You're Not Goin ANYWHERE Till You Solve It!

***BELL RiNGS***

Ron: Aweeeee Mayn...

Lo-Li: AH! WAFFLE CONEZ WiN!

Kelly: ......................................................................Yup.

Congo-Kha'Sh: OOT!!!! WAFFLE CONES WIN!!!!!!! Waffle Conez......... UNiTE!!!

Bella-Anne: Ooh Haha, Waffle Conez Uh, Win!

*Everything Getsz Silent*

Congo: Uhh.... Yea Im Gonna Go 2 Class Now, Bye Bella-Anne, Bye WaffleCone! =)

Lo-Li: Bye WaffleCone!

Thumbs Up Υhe ξnd!

by oo#> Waffle.Conez.Anonymous May 2, 2010

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