My aunt Paula stole a bag of blow and Uncle Wick'd me to the MC club. Really fucked my life up, gotta love family.
by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025
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High school sophomore: Yo, you studying for high school finals tonight?
High School Freshman: Nah, I'm gonna go make that 8th grader Paulie give me head at Uncle Jim's
High School Freshman: Nah, I'm gonna go make that 8th grader Paulie give me head at Uncle Jim's
by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025
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by Hello-553669 December 27, 2025
Get the Uncle mug.When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.
by ChaseA January 8, 2026
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My uncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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by bkucenski February 26, 2023
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