The train you and a few mates get on when you're going for a messy journey through space and time. Also known as the K Hole train.
Jake: I wanna go on the messy train
Ross: Yeah, Lets make some lines
2 fat lines are made and snorted.
Jake: Beaut
Ross: Yeahhhh
Ross: Yeah, Lets make some lines
2 fat lines are made and snorted.
Jake: Beaut
Ross: Yeahhhh
by Orange Gregory October 4, 2009

by technical lady August 17, 2014

That one guy who acts like there your friend but flips out when you dont talk to them. They tipically flip out when this occurs. In that scenario it is acceptable to laugh at their dumb ass.
"Oh look guys it's Tommy the Tool Train."
"Hanging out at cedar point with the friends and ran into Tommy the Tool Train."
"Hanging out at cedar point with the friends and ran into Tommy the Tool Train."
by soupman91 July 8, 2012

A person with mild to severe autism that is obsessed with trains. Can be used to describe autists as a general term.
Can be used to describe a person that is distracted and forgets something do to the distracting nature of locomotives.
Can be used to describe a person that is distracted and forgets something do to the distracting nature of locomotives.
What is ol' Toothless Johnny doing? Oh nothing he has that train brain and is looking at pictures of trains.
Sorry I forgot to grab that tool, I have train brain.
Sorry I forgot to grab that tool, I have train brain.
by Timothy Laybiel October 7, 2025

by Burgling Turds January 5, 2022

A train that starts at Brisbane and stops at Kyogle, Casino, Grafton, Coffs Harbour, Sawtell, Urunga, Nambucca Heads, Macksville, Kempsey, Wauchope, Kendall, Taree, Wingham, Gloucester, Dungog, Maitland, Broadmeadow, Fassifern, Wyong, Gosford, Hornsby, Strathfield and Central and runs one service every day. It skips Eungai station because it is an idiot.
by Eungai November 19, 2023

by Anon Skeptic October 6, 2017
