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You know what pisses me off? All these PC gamers trying to jump on the Phantom Train, crying for PC releases of all the previous games.
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The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
Grigor got tired of being bossed around by his wife so he secretly signed up for a six-week Talin Testicular Tenacity Training course on Khan Academy.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
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Zipper Trained ~~ When he unzips his pants, she instinctively lowers herself, anticipation clear in her movements. Settling into the familiar place between his legs, she readies herself with eagerness knowing the moment they love to share is about to begin.
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