Sucky uncle

My sucky uncle ate all three bags of my Halloween candies , what an sucky uncle.
by (T) September 11, 2022
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Uncle Dan

Garry: "Oi Johno wanna get on the piss mate?"
John: "Sounds good Gaz let me run to uncle dan real quick."
by TooManyChromosomes November 15, 2023
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Uncle Dan's

AUSTRALIAN ENGLISH: Uncle Dan's: A prestigious bottle shop where even the bottles have stories – and most of them are true. Need a pick-me-up or a pour-me-over? they've got the cure for sobriety. Swing by and raise a glass... or twenty. Because at Uncle Dan's, drinking isn't just an option, it's a lifestyle choice.
"Yeeeeeeaaaah lads just parked up at ol uncle dan's, yeah nah yeah gonna smack down couple a tinnies later ayye."
by Themanhawk March 21, 2024
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Uncle Dan

The act of adopting a female in adolescence and then marrying her as soon as she is of legal age
He straight up pulled an uncle dan when he married his adopted daughter as soon as she was 18
by Msmith17192 January 19, 2019
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uncle dan

someone who loses a lot
wow that uncle dan isn’t doing to well in catan
by payton wright September 06, 2019
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Uncle Finger

A game your uncle plays with you as a child when you sit on his lap and a mysterious finger enters your butthole but his hands are over your eyes.
"Dude I played Uncle Finger last night and something was totally there, it was so trippy."
by KleverJester October 10, 2018
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Criss Cross Uncle Sauce

While you're on top of the female, your uncle comes and puts his penis in the females mouth with his butt facing the other guy. The other guy then shoots his semen onto the uncle's butt-hole and lets the nut drip onto the face of the female.
Last night, I was doing a Criss Cross Uncle Sauce with Kevin and his uncle.
by Hippity-Hopperty-Youre-My-Prop February 28, 2020
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