Jerky Turkey

For a man to have his penis go limb when he see's someone who is sexually attractive.

Tom had a Jerky Turkey when he saw jessica Alba in a bikini.

by LolzMan101 September 11, 2011

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sloppy turkey

having a girl suck you off thanksgiving style under the table

ayo my ex gave me the sloppy turkey during thanksgiving yesterday

by Iyahxsisive November 8, 2020

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When fisting a woman or man, opening your hand up while inside the orifice like a Thanksgiving Turkey Hand painting.

In a sentence:
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.

That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.

by EmelyeJayne August 18, 2023

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Turkey Creemee

When you’re giving a handjob with the webbing of your thumb and index finger, so that when your hand is spread out it looks like the turkey art projects you did in elementary school.

Gave my boyfriend a turkey creemee last night under the table at his parents’ Thanksgiving dinner. He was so happy, and I felt very festive!

by Quackeroni and Cheese November 11, 2021

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Turkey

Yes, it’s a game bird but it’s also a derogatory word used to describe someone who gobbles or yaps a lot. It also can be used in a similar way as “F-cker” or “an idiot” would be used.

“That’s turkey talk dude.”

“You turkey.”

“I’m so sick of these turkeys always ruining things.”
“You’re turkey dude, stop that.”

by Anders Krieg December 21, 2023

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