fo long

short amount of time

If that girl keeps on going like that it won't be fo long till she gets knocked up

by Mani Foster May 21, 2007

Long Island

Beautiful natural scenery + Beaches. A LIRR ride away from NYC, Billy Joel, Cold Cheese Pizza, Montauk, Kings Park Psych Center, Fire Island Oysters (my favorite), Amityville Horror house, Alec Baldwin, Lindsay Lohan, Theodore Roosevelt, White kids with Lacrosse sticks, investment bankers, trust fund babies, irish + italian + jewish people .. . .. . . anything I am missing? OH and FUN FACT: Jaws was not actually based on Massachusetts! It was based on Long Island!

Long Island = (Lawng Eye-Lind)

by Jeryryrfnfmdfmdfg September 26, 2021

Back Long Strokes Back On The Beat

Back Long Strokes Back On The Beat

Back Long Strokes Back On The Beat

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Long veal

noun- prepared flesh of the rich. Similar to long-pig, but this meat hasn’t ever worked, such as the raising of veal.

We finally took Nevada back from the Amazon-bots, to celebrate we’re having a cookout with long veal and irradiated potatoes!

by Tokiethebear February 9, 2021

Long Island

Fuck me. Honestly, like why the hell did lil peep have to die. That’s all we got on this “Long Island”. Who the hell cares about Kevin James in his fake action movies. Dude, wtf was Paul Blart, mall cop. I mean the dudes funny af, but his tits are flopping around every time he runs. But anyway, Long Island isn’t part of the city. There are some burrows like Brooklyn, and Queens. Notice there I used the Oxford comma. See I’m not a dumbass, and not of us really are. Well, there’s always gonna be that one kid. But anyways from Nassau to Suffolk county is pretty much Long Island. I have a friend who used to live in Brooklyn and he said that it’s a lot different here. He Sayville shitheads have no idea what it’s like outside of here. He also lets me use the n word as well.

Dude who lives out of ny, “where do u live”.
Dude 2, “Long Island”.
Dude 1, “so u must have it tuff”.
Dude 2, “yea I guess when u live in a $500,000 ranch a block away from the water, yea I guess ur right”.

by Finger Nipper from Compton January 17, 2018

Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapbots.

Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.

by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025

How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.

guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?

by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024