Poop on me and lick it off

An action performed by fags that are into scat play.

I swear that fag was going to Poop on me and lick it off.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

devious lick

trend of stealing items from your friendly neighborhood school: including but not limited to PPE, test kits and soap dispensers in addition to anything that could possibly fit inside or outside a backpack. a desperate act conducted in hope of viral fame and brief senseless empowerment as society crumbles around you

*steals masks and posts video evidence to TikTok* What an absolutely devious lick.

I'm going to win this trend! *records self with incriminating stolen goods*

by santa fe September 13, 2021

Lick

Hard drug customer, custy, junky, someone to sell crack or heroin to
Short for derelict.

"The licks be linin' up for whatever they got on South 2nd."

by PrisonChessNet December 1, 2019

Kale Seed Lick

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.

“Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

A fat lick

To gain a lot of money by selling something that is nowhere near the value of what you sold it for

I hit a fat lick on this dude today

by dankestofthemall101 December 26, 2020

Licking a sled

A bonehead move that you knew wasn't going to turn out well, but which you did anyway.

Dude, why did I think a night of tequila shots before the final exam was a good idea? I totally should have known I was licking a sled.

by phrase_minter September 13, 2010

devious licks

A shitty tiktok trend involving theft and vandalism of school property.

"I just stole a soap dispenser from my school!"
"Why tho?"
"devious licks"
"Humanity really is evolving backwards isn't it"

by Lil_Ginngy September 25, 2021