a law firm with less than 50 employees that pays its associates far below the market rate while practicing an area of the law with limited or no potential for upward mobility. such firms typically practice insurance law, especially its lower forms like "no fault" or "insurance fraud defense".
there are many toilet law firms in new york city, known for their dedication to providing cheap representation to insurance companies at the expense of quality work or decent pay.
by scottginsberg December 9, 2008
Get the toilet law firmmug. person Dada ad person Sham are dating and person Sham and person Yaya are best friends,Dada and Yaya are now best-friend-in-law
by Millionaire Hippe May 13, 2011
Get the best-friend-in-lawmug. Bob1: my dog is so cool! (John3 is typing) Anne2: Really, what breed is it? Bob1:Jack Russel. Anne2: my aunt has a parrot. Bob1: parrots are so funny. Anne2: Yeah, totally. John3: Cool! I have a dog too! Bob1: Huh? John3: Milkey's law of irrelevance at work. :(.
by J1354 June 19, 2009
Get the Milkey's law of irrelevancemug. Johhny Walker's law occurs when, in an Internet argument, an interlocutor posts an arguement so stupid he winds up pwning himself.
Named for a brand of Scotch which the man who inspired the law was fooled into sending to a fake person for fake information, thereby destroying his chances of ever being taken seriously again.
Named for a brand of Scotch which the man who inspired the law was fooled into sending to a fake person for fake information, thereby destroying his chances of ever being taken seriously again.
1. Iain Hall: "John, the facts of the matter are that for all of the Warminista posturing the Australian people are not convinced, check out the two polls that each show more than 70% of the respondents are “unbelievers”."
John: Surname "It’s the idiotic right at work - Iain chooses apparent public consensus on two News Ltd webpolls (which can in no way be rigged by Andrew Bolt and co.), over the scienetific consensus. Why do I get the feeling he just lost that argument on his own? I name this Johnny Walker's law."
2. Iain Hall: "I am not claiming that the Polls are in any way definitive but they are consistent with straw polls that I have conducted myself amongst friends and acquaintances, basically most people do not believe the AGW hypothesis, or they feel that the problem is exaggerated by true believers like yourself."
Sammy Jankin: "Another great example of Johnny Walker’s law in action. “Sure, those polls don’t really mean anything. But I asked my mates, and they don’t believe in AGW, and my mates are a suitable subset of the population from which to draw statistical inferences.”"
John: Surname "It’s the idiotic right at work - Iain chooses apparent public consensus on two News Ltd webpolls (which can in no way be rigged by Andrew Bolt and co.), over the scienetific consensus. Why do I get the feeling he just lost that argument on his own? I name this Johnny Walker's law."
2. Iain Hall: "I am not claiming that the Polls are in any way definitive but they are consistent with straw polls that I have conducted myself amongst friends and acquaintances, basically most people do not believe the AGW hypothesis, or they feel that the problem is exaggerated by true believers like yourself."
Sammy Jankin: "Another great example of Johnny Walker’s law in action. “Sure, those polls don’t really mean anything. But I asked my mates, and they don’t believe in AGW, and my mates are a suitable subset of the population from which to draw statistical inferences.”"
by W.A Stalker July 18, 2009
Get the Johnny Walker's lawmug. Hasik's Law states that, of the people you know only over the Internet, you are connected to at least one of them by no more than two degrees of separation (i.e. friend of a friend).
It can be very amusing and philosophical thinking about who that person (or persons) might be.
It can be very amusing and philosophical thinking about who that person (or persons) might be.
alfred486: hey dude, whats up?
bernieX: not much, im just going out with my pal mike for a pizza tonight
alfred486: cool, i know a guy named mike who loves pizza
bernieX: not mike johnson, is it? short fat italian dude?
alfred486: actually, yeah it is...
bernieX: HOLY SHIT! WE BOTH KNOW MIKE!
Thus, Hasik's law holds true again.
bernieX: not much, im just going out with my pal mike for a pizza tonight
alfred486: cool, i know a guy named mike who loves pizza
bernieX: not mike johnson, is it? short fat italian dude?
alfred486: actually, yeah it is...
bernieX: HOLY SHIT! WE BOTH KNOW MIKE!
Thus, Hasik's law holds true again.
by Bogus September 3, 2005
Get the Hasik's lawmug. (see brown precipitate)
Derived from Nelson Advanced Chemistry but not relating to markovnikov's law in any way.
Mistakenly used to identify a process in which, gas is passed over a heated nickel catalyst to produce a brown precipitate.
Derived from Nelson Advanced Chemistry but not relating to markovnikov's law in any way.
Mistakenly used to identify a process in which, gas is passed over a heated nickel catalyst to produce a brown precipitate.
by Dominic June 4, 2004
Get the markovnikov's lawmug. I totally rubbed one out to Greg's sister last night; that makes him my eskimo brother in-law now right?
by the leagueeee December 21, 2010
Get the eskimo brother in-lawmug.