Fart blowjob

Fart blowjob is a fart that slips out in the face of a person while they are performing oral sex.

Harold farted in Keisha's face while she was giving him head. Keisha threatened to bite off Harold's penis if he ever done that fart blowjob thing again.

by sturtle July 22, 2014

Fart Train

To do a lengthy fart whilst walking. Usually produced intermittently with the impact of each footstep.

Hot blonde with enorm tits: wow that was the most awesome fart train I've ever heard - can I please give u a rim job?
Dude: Ok!

by CPeno September 25, 2013

Fart in a Windstorm

When something or someone is extremely elusive. Disappearing quickly and unexplainable.

When the cops pulled up, the crack whore disappeared like a fart in a windstorm.

by Silltacrew July 1, 2019

Sparkle Fart

A member of any sex who exudes a relentlessly upbeat, over-the-top, rose-tinted glasses cheery personality that may initially come across as cute, but becomes tiresome. Soon their endless gushing over everything soon with childish enthusiasm comes across as shallow and immature.

'My neighbour just finished painting a mural of rainbows and unicorns ....and it's in her bedroom. She's such a sparkle fart.'

by snaffles January 3, 2017

poopy fart

Bro O. M. G. Haha poopy fart funny fart poopy fart funny poopy farty

P̴̡̛̘͍͖̗̳̭̳̑̊͐̃O ̛͎̺̤̙͇̭̠̭͍̤̬̈́̏̉͐̀ͅO ̙̪͙̀͑̕P̶̬̖̫̠͍̤̰̟̗͉̽̈́͐̚Y ̡̯̙̭̰̳͎͍̱̞̈͒̑̈͛̏̽͘̚̚͠ ̡̞̳̖̙̲̲̰̎̒͊͛͐̂͗͗͝͝F̵̢̛̻͔̭̥̙̙̬͍͖̤̳̱̰͊͋̈́͗̈́̄̈́͒̇̾͒̃͘ͅA ̲̼͓̳̣̫̤̝͎̩̯̆͋̉̌́́̓́̄̈́̚ͅŔ̶̛͚̯̞̰̩̮̄͝T̶̫̱̦̫̆͊͐

Haha poopy fart

by Dairy_-_boy June 3, 2020

scaredy farts

loud, high pitch squeaker farts when you are nervous or anxious. They can smell, or might not.

They sound like booooooiiieeep. scaredy farts

by SANT April 20, 2014

fart docking

When two individuals go butthole to butthole and share their farts.

“Hey Sharon I had so much fun fart docking last night!”

by Mcht91 September 23, 2017