Welcome Team

A small group of representatives that you are transferred to, generally after completing a purchase over the phone. If the sales rep didn't do a good job, this team will mop up the mess.

"Here's Bob from the Welcome team. He can help if you need anything else."

by Deranged Gopher June 3, 2017

real team

A team that has a genuine chance of winning the title/premiership usually determined early to mid season and usually consist of the top 4 teams in the competition.

Real Madrid are a Real Team in the next tournament

by Dictionareuyyyyyyyyyyyy June 3, 2017

Team Crier

A person who is likely to start crying when they see another person crying.

I am going to cry as soon as I see the groom cry, I'm such a team crier!

by chasinghappiness June 18, 2017

Iceland Soccer Team

The national team of the country Iceland, where if you are a man aged 20 to 40, there is a 1 in 2000 chance you are on the team. Also, their manager is a dentist.

Ohmyfuckinggod how did the Iceland soccer team beat ENGLAND? Their manager is a bloody dentist for Christ's sake

by jherrera1021 December 3, 2017

dick team

When you are never good enough to be The Man, the go to guy, or generally make first string on any sports team. For your entire life you are relegated to the second string... The Dick Team

Hey Mike, I heard Beadley sprained his ankle for tonight's big game... chances are you going to get to start!

Jody, I wish it were true. I'm destined to be in the Dick Team forever.

by JJSkidz February 21, 2018

team taco

A group/team membership that includes an inordinate amount of straight women who have come to accept their circumstance of not having males amongst their group/team.

-This is common with coed teams such as Bowling and Pool and Darts teams.....and Cornhole

Teammate 1- "There are no dudes on our team this sucks"

Teammate 2- "It’s ok we are a team no-less"

Teammate 3- "TEAM TACO!!"

All together -"TEAM TACO"

by Nuttmaster May 8, 2018

Team Supremos

The best team in the game series Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare. Owned and created by well-known and popular YouTuber and Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare player Dartix. The team consists of members who's xbox gamertags end with "artix" often close friends of Dartix.

"Hey you know the Plants vs. Zombies team Team Supremos?"
"Oh yeah, the one Dartix is the leader of?"
"Yeah Dartix! The popular and well-known Plants vs. Zombies YouTuber!"
"Yeah the team is so, so good at Garden Warfare!"

by Dartix March 14, 2018