Paddle porn

Whitewater rafting images and/or video that elicit a subtle sexual response from the viewer, due to an overwhelming desire to go rafting.

John: "So did you get to go rafting today?"
Drew: "No, the weather was too shitty... Now I'm all worked up. If you need me, I'll be in my room watching paddle porn."

by Keepitrail October 6, 2012

porn bitches

Girls that watch porn and try to look, and act like porn stars.

Those porn bitches look pretty fuckable.

by momoboy December 12, 2012

Porn Lights

flashing emergency lights most often regarding the police. originated via a comment "Well, someone's getting fucked."

"whoa, porn lights on the left"

by Dh4mp1r September 24, 2011

Porn powder

Cocaine. The name stems from the fact that many porn skanks are avid users of the drug. Many of them developed this habit while they were working as strippers. Many have also been known to take cocaine as payment for sexual favors.

Charlie Sheen had a briefcase full of porn powder delivered to his house prior to his 3 day bender.

by Biermann Z February 18, 2011

Porn Fiend

A person who steals your laptop, watches porn and masturbates in front of you.

Mike was beimg such a porn fiend last night

by XxHitler420xX July 14, 2016

dad porn

When you eat out a black midget while fingering tousled and your dad

I wish my mom would stop the dad porn all the time

by Dad dad August 29, 2017

Candy porn

Melting candy (Skittles, chocolate, etc.) And pouring it over your partner before engaging in a sexual activity.

I.E : My girlfriend asked if we could try candy porn so I covered her tiddies in melted chocolate and then proceeded to have intercourse whilst eating said chocolate.

by Nott_kat September 20, 2017