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Ring yo pockets

They're going to try and fight you. If someone says this you better run, you gonna die.

This is also a sign they won't go down in your fight, and unless you fear nothing I recommend not continuing and running faster than Usain bolt could ever dream of going.
Person 1: WHY DID YOU FUCK MY GIRl

Person 2: waIT I DiDNT

Person 1: BULLSHIT, RING YO POCKETS BITCH

Person 2: NOOOOOOOO-

Person 2 was found dead the next day, do better than them, don't die a bitch
by Maybe_a_person January 5, 2022
mugGet the Ring yo pocketsmug.

left ring toenail grease maker

a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail
i need me a left ring toenail grease maker
by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024
mugGet the left ring toenail grease makermug.

i'll answer after the fifth ring

Kobe's way of saying he will win after the fifth ring of the NBA Finals when Obama told him a joke that someone would have his phone number.The phrase has been for every stuck with the man himself .
Coach:Kobe why didn't answer my phone yesterday?
Kobe: I'll answer after the fifth ring.
#Kobegotnochill
by random everthing is me July 8, 2017
mugGet the i'll answer after the fifth ringmug.

Elden Ring

When a guy cums in another dude’s mouth and then he spits it in the ejaculator’s asshole and proceeds to slide his dick in. This ring formation of cum is classified as an Elden Ring.
Bro, I got a sick Elden Ring last night. It was lit.
by Brauztin June 20, 2024
mugGet the Elden Ringmug.

Ring Tosser

A total tosser who shows you up at a carnival with ring toss infront of your girl
Fuck that ring tosser, they're just showing off
by Harriet crash Bandicoot April 24, 2025
mugGet the Ring Tossermug.

Ring Choker

A ring that costs so much to buy for them, that it chokes the life out of one
She’s wearing a ring choker on the finger
by Emelle2 April 24, 2019
mugGet the Ring Chokermug.

Ring Toss

A game often played at bachelorette parties. Players take turns jumping across the room, trying to land their vaginas directly onto a hunky stripper's erect phallus. She who makes the first successful shot is the winner.
Male stripper #1: hey bro, how'd that bachelorette party go the other day?

Male stripper #2: started off tame enough but, man, after a few drinks they wound up playing a game of ring toss!
by Studs Buffley January 15, 2025
mugGet the Ring Tossmug.

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