Hot Water

A term used for pissing warmly and moist on anybody or anything.

Dude I gave my girlfriend a hot water and she smelled like piss for a week.

by christiandefinitions February 9, 2019

hot-lenny

Pissing on someones face.

She wasn't in the mood for a hot-carl last night, so I gave her a hot-lenny.

by God February 12, 2005

geeky!hot

someone who is absolutely geeky, but is also somehow attractive. It could be their glasses, their attempt at wearing their hair in gelled spikes, or their fashion sense--or lack thereof. They're still sexy in a weird way.

Mo Rocca, that guy on I Love the 80s? Totally geeky!hot. I dig his glasses.

by Candice February 27, 2004

Hot as Sex

Pretty damn hot as in cute or sexy. When one is "hot as sex" it means they are drop dead gorgeous

"Dayum that girl is hot as sex!"

by Karrington C. December 4, 2005

Hot Topic

A punk/goth (whatever you want it to be) store that has sold out with rap, country, pop. Oh and can't forget the posers.
Sad.

Me with boyfriend:

Me: Maybe they'll have a new Cannibal Corpse shir...oh my god...
Bf: What?
Me: What the fuck is that!? Why the fuck is a lady gaga shirt in here..oh my god theres more! Country artists? Gross. They've sold out!

Bf: And what the fuck are they playing? Rap? God...
Me: Oh my god lets leave, this is disgusting, Hot Topic is a fucking sell out...

(true story) :p

by LadyOfCarnage March 22, 2010

hot column

When you're having sex and you suddenly get that hot column of air from a stanky vagina that singes the nostrils.

"Dude I was poundin that shit out and totally got hot columned!"

by stoosh bag January 22, 2010

Hot Bernard

When you do a girl doggy style, call your dog to have it come pee on her face. Usually the dog is drunk to lower its inhibitions.

I took that girl from the bar back to my place and one thing led to another. She sure was surprised when Sparky gave her a Hot Bernard!

by Chapo Rouge July 27, 2010