it's a serious illness where you are addicted to scotland and its culture. Scottishphrenia tend to get jealous around scotts which is one of the symptoms. Most common in Bulgaria.
Teacher: Why are you dancing scottish dances?
Scottishphrenia patient: tha spòrs agam!
Friend: He suffers from scottishphrenia, i'm sorry.
Scottishphrenia patient: tha spòrs agam!
Friend: He suffers from scottishphrenia, i'm sorry.
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When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.
Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"
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"It's such a Scotty day today. I feel so refreshed."
"It's a bird! It's a plane!" "Nah, bitch, that's Scott!"
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"It's such a Scotty day today, I feel so refreshed"
"It's a bird! It's a plane! Nah, bitch that's Scott!"
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When your roommate or friend sneaks up on you while your sleeping and gets you to orgasm through rectal insertion without you waking up.
Aw man my roommate gave me the ol' Scottdale Poop n' Scoop last night and I've never woken up more refreshed.
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