food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come get a load of this food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023

Snake

An underrated pet/animal that are not out to get you

P1: I just got a snake!

P2: aren’t they evil?

P1: no! They are adorable and with time, become your best friend

by Snakesrock835 July 26, 2020

Snake

My class

My school have so many snakes we might need pest control

by Sam26841568932 October 22, 2017

Seat Snake

A seat snake is someone who snatches someone's seat when the original seat owner leaves to ex.) use the bathroom, get a drink, etc.

Person 1: Oh my god what a fun party. Its so fun, but I'm going to get another drink.
Person 2: Oh wow seat snake! *Snatches the person's seat.*
Person 1: Wow you are such a seat snake it's not even funny.

by AVeryStrongGaydar March 3, 2024

Snake

A fatneek with a fat forehead that steals money from his friend that does nothing but support him.

KSI is a fat snake

by Dr-_-Evil.365 October 6, 2020

The snake

Cutting your tongue into to parts so you can lick the ass and pussy at the same time

Dude I got the snake so I could like her ass and pussy at the same time

by Stonedbong February 1, 2020

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025