Sausage Attack

When you attack or get attacked physically by someone with a sausage.
I gave Henry a Sausage Attack because he gave me sun heated pizza to eat
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Silent Sausage

When you go to give your girl the beef and her parents are home.
Shut the fuck up Timmy! You gotta silent sausage me so my dad doesn't hear!
by TheSilentSausage September 07, 2018
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Waiting sausage

Waiting sausage, also known as the norwegian "ventepølse", is a sausage eaten while waiting for the main meal. They are most often connsumed by children, or adults who are really hungry.
"The dinner is ready in two hours, let's eat a waiting sausage while the food gets cooked."

"The food is not ready, fortunately we have plenty of waiting sausages!"
by Hazzern January 29, 2020
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Sausage pants

Tight pants worn by babies & toddlers that make their legs look like sausages.

Can also apply to adults.
Mother: Look how cute baby Vincent is with his chubby little legs.
Father: Those pants make his legs look like sausages. He's wearing sausage pants!
by escyr April 16, 2022
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moon sausage

The long hard brick of a turd that comes out your ass hole after eating too much meat.
I was at work and went to the bathroom. as I opened my anus hole I unleashed my moon sausage.
by Longharddump January 17, 2018
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Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.
“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”
by CreeperAu February 09, 2021
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Samsung sausage

Sending a pic of your sausage off of a samsung
Billy showed me his samsung sausage last night and it was beautiful
by Queen fetus know it all January 19, 2022
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