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Jacob

Person1: Hi how was your day

Person 2: I had to hang around with Jacob All day what do you think

Person 1: sorry man feel bad
by BigDick70001 May 30, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob he’s a great guy a retard mostly can be a lil goofy but also good at video games sucks at siege but a W manz
Jacob so trash at siege 🤮
by Jmandagoattt July 16, 2025
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Jacob Longed

I just Jacob Longed a bottle of wine”
by JacobLong3244 November 16, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is a handsome young nice man, he’s normally got brown hair and mostly blue or green eyes. Jacob’s very passive towards friends always smiles and shows his good kind side. When looking for friends he struggles a bit to talk but it doesn’t stop him from trying. To his family he’s lovely but sometimes can be very annoying to get attention. Also he can get very angry when play video games, this can turn him into saying nasty things towards family and peers. Finally he has a huge 10 inch whale cock that pleasures anyone who dares to try it, it’s a madness when any girl gets on that bed.
“Jacob is the bestest friend who will ever meet, you’ll regret him if you let him go.”
by Urbanised dictionarier November 22, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is easily the hottest person in your school. He can make anyone smile with one stupid joke, and has the most perfect hair, wonderful personality, good music taste, and gives the best hugs ever. Just one look at him and your heart races. His beautiful brown eyes and warm smile makes him top any other stereotypical hot dude easily. Always the life of the party and has the best dick ever. So many people want him but if he loves you he'll make sure you know. If you have a Jacob, never. Ever. Let go. Jacob is the best thing to happen to anyone, and for some reason, his mom sucks like always.
Person: omg your dating Jacob?
Other person: yes, and I love him more than anything.
by Iove y0uu May 10, 2022
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Jacob

A really gay person who has 1 friend and is single. He typically loves guys and is gay af! He always has poop in his pants!
Person 1: Jacob is gay
Person 2: YES OFF HIS NAME IS JACOB
by AnnoyingCow1365 December 3, 2019
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Jacobs

'Jacobs' is complex Cockney rhyming slang for 'knackers'. Jacob's Cream Crackers.
"I looked him straight in the face and said, 'I'll cut your f**king jacobs off!”
by Sr. Barata January 9, 2022
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