Turd Snacker

A Trump follower. A person who eats up everything that Trump says as if it’s true. Similar to Shit Eater, but not interested in the truth.

Turd Snacker: “Yup, January 6th was a day of love. Nobody even got hurt. Them peoples was just there visiting.”

Turd Snacker: “We need Greenland. Denmark never bought it.”

Turd Snacker: “Hoax…It’s a hoax. The Epstein Files are a conspiracy by Obama.”

Turd Snacker: “CNN is fake news.”

by Fart Esq January 20, 2026

Storm Snackless

Being in an unfortunate and tragic storm while stuck at home with absolutely no snacks, causing hunger and boredom.

“The power went out and it was raining so hard when I realized I was storm snackless, losing my mind with nothing but an empty pantry.”

by ahh_random January 26, 2026

Cheddar Snack

Noun: A Cheddar Snack is the product of which you scrape foamy, infected vaginal discharge and spread it on toast

"Hey babe, I was thinking you and I can share a cheddar snack tonight."

by basanerd February 1, 2026

German Snackbox

When a person is giving another, analingus, and the receiver fingers their rectom, and draws a Hitler mustache on the giver.

Amy was so excited getting her butthole rimmed, she gave Hanz a German Snackbox.

by MittensRMoney February 4, 2026

Cracky-Snacky

When you forget to wipe, let it crust, and dig the crap chunks out of your ass crack and proceed to consume all of it with zero hesitation.

Hey, do you want some of my cracky-snacky? I have some left from when I took a dump earlier.

by Word III March 11, 2025

Basement Snack

A person who likes getting their a** eaten

I would never date a basement snack, I am too afraid they'd fart in my face.

by angryjunebug March 18, 2025

Butt Snack

Someone who is very annoying and very sour. Like eating a pile of poop.

Hannah: “she’s such a Butt Snack!”
Stella: “right? She’s awfully rude!”
Hannah: “ when I talk to her it’s like eating a treat from your butt!”

by Ihatevb May 18, 2025