Double underleg maturbation. To put ones arms under ones legs, grapple the rod and tug one out ferociously
by Thystephen May 06, 2016
A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 29, 2014
A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 29, 2014
A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 29, 2014
by motherland dad March 09, 2020
It’s where you stick your thumb in a girls butt hole then pull out her shit with your thumb and use it as a dildo.
Jacob: bro I used the Russian Monkey on Jessica last night. Made her finish in two minutes.
Drake: I told you it would work
Drake: I told you it would work
by XXXTINTABLETOP December 20, 2021
Sprinkle cocaine on a strippers asshole the put your face in front of her asshole and your friend punches her in the stomach making her fart the cocaine into your face.
by Captaincatshit April 19, 2021