The Eskimo Ring

The act of stripping a female, covering her in hot sauce and seal fat and then entering a ring pop into their exposed rectum until they cum.

Darek: Dude! I saw my girl doing The Eskimo Ring with Charlie last night!
Jason: Oh shit, that's not good. You should get back at her by doing a Washington Eradicator with Ethel down by the old library.

by Slimmy Pimmy October 26, 2025

Flag

Get the The Eskimo Ring mug.

Ampheta-ring

To blow 5 or more crystal meth smoke rings consecutively like a chooooo chooooooo

Check out my new trick kids, (hits meth pipe)

"It's called the ampheta-ring"

by JerryConQueefador November 7, 2025

Flag

Get the Ampheta-ring mug.

Septum Ring Theory

The Septum Ring Theory is a term towards leftist extremists and sexists who think they‘re always right and have an inflated ego. This heavily applies to women, but some of the pick me men also use these.

Septum Ring Theory

by JosephineK November 10, 2025

Flag

Get the Septum Ring Theory mug.

Septum Ring Theory

The Septum Ring Theory is the social observation and slang that finds a pattern between women who wear septum piercing and a certain set of personality traits like being chronically online and holding exaggerated leftist views.

It's frequently used as an insult in comments of sexist / misandrist women who try to disguise their hate as "wokeness" or social justice.

There's an alternative definition that was later created by people that felt called out by this slang that claims it's the theory that some men dislike women with septum piercing because you need to be over 18 to legally obtain it.

"This video literally proves the Septum Ring Theory😭🙏"

by Abisthunder November 21, 2025

Flag