Retardacle 

the art of idiotic or not persuasive speaking or writing, especially the use of figures of speech and other compositional techniques.

"That question doesn't even make sense, was it retardacle? "

"I'll open the floor now for the Q&A but please, no retardacle questions."

Retardacle by DJFr33q January 3, 2020

retardicorn

A particularly rare specimen of moron encountered in the wild.

Have I told you about that fucking retardicorn I met the other day?

retardicorn by Memeperor February 12, 2021

Retardsexual 

It is the act or feeling of wanting to thoroughly mate with a retard until they can no longer take it

-May i mate with you fellow human?
-No, i’m sorry, i’m retarded. No one wants to mate with me
-Oh yeah, your a retard!?!? Come here sugary juicy slobbery major hot Retard!! I will mate with you, I am retardsexual

Retardsexual by The Real Dababy’s baby’s baby November 15, 2021

retardos 

A mexican retard

“Hey did you hear Juan Carlos Esposito got crushed by a crane at the site yesterday?”
“Fucking retardos”

retardos by nigadiga May 22, 2023

Goofy Retardation 

The process by which someone that does actually posess some common sense, will look for the most ludracrous way to circumvent a problem/issue with a twisted sense of logic.

Goofy Retardation Example: Using gasoline to unclog a clogged drain, instead of a product like Draino, since its a harsh chemical, it must be good the the pipes. Another Example: Mayonnaise used as a protectant on a rod iron fence instead of car wax of some other protectant designed for said purpose.

Goofy Retardation by ExperiencedIdiotChaser December 17, 2011

Lady Retarded 

When you have problems talking to or engaging with women. Or once you do talk to a girl, you end up screwing it up by doing all the wrong things.

"That dude doesn't get any bitches, he's lady retarded."

"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"

Lady Retarded by Cyberumor January 14, 2014

Illegally Retarded 

A person who has no debilitating mental problems, yet still doesn't grasp reality or utilize common sense, even though a wealth of knowledge (the internet) is at their fingertips.

"Emmy thinks if she isn't attracted to someone who hits on her, then it's technically rape. That girl's illegally retarded."

Illegally Retarded by Iscariom June 6, 2014