Bar Porn

Aggressive make-out sessions in a venue serving alcohol. Most appropriately this term is used in a bar or pub that is at capacity and in which the partakers in 'bar-porn' are highly visible and often made into a spectacle.

Not to be outdone by Smashley's display of bar porn, Jen engaged Jim, turning the already vulgar display of bar porn into a rampant, alcohol-fueled bar orgy.

by D-Fresh_Muschomp December 20, 2010

Porn Lights

flashing emergency lights most often regarding the police. originated via a comment "Well, someone's getting fucked."

"whoa, porn lights on the left"

by Dh4mp1r September 24, 2011

Whose porn is it?

A phrase commonly used to inquire about the ownership of a particular work of pornography.

Guy #1: Whose porn is it?
Guy #2: Hey, that's my flash drive!

by Drunken Russian November 15, 2013

Lizard porn

When you want to watch small dick porn with a twist for some strange reason

Mark:Hey yesterday I watched some lizard porn

Jack: that's fucking weird bro

by Tumblyavocado June 21, 2016

dad porn

When you eat out a black midget while fingering tousled and your dad

I wish my mom would stop the dad porn all the time

by Dad dad August 29, 2017

Candy porn

Melting candy (Skittles, chocolate, etc.) And pouring it over your partner before engaging in a sexual activity.

I.E : My girlfriend asked if we could try candy porn so I covered her tiddies in melted chocolate and then proceeded to have intercourse whilst eating said chocolate.

by Nott_kat September 20, 2017

Porn Fiend

A person who steals your laptop, watches porn and masturbates in front of you.

Mike was beimg such a porn fiend last night

by XxHitler420xX July 14, 2016