The act of a man taking long shits just to play on his phone while his significant other debates contacting a rescue team.
Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)
by WebsterHayls September 8, 2021
Get the Marathon Pooping mug.by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021
Get the poop holder mug.Poop Scooter: a person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
1: "Heeeeey!"
2: Sup, guurl?"
1: "What you doin' later?"
2: "Poop scootin' to the liquor store. Need somethin'?"
AKA: Dook scoot
1: "Heeeeey!"
2: Sup, guurl?"
1: "What you doin' later?"
2: "Poop scootin' to the liquor store. Need somethin'?"
by Holden McKack July 25, 2021
Get the Poop Scooter mug.The act of pooping so violently that the end result paints your toilet bowl creating a scene similar in fashion to a Jackson Pollack painting.
Tiffany's IBS causes her to have Pollock Poop on a regular basis.
After Mandi eats Mexican Food, she heads straight for the bathroom to create Pollack Poop.
After Mandi eats Mexican Food, she heads straight for the bathroom to create Pollack Poop.
by LouLouBell August 18, 2021
Get the Pollack Poop mug.After one feciates, there is a lack of residue of poop leaving their toilet paper or whiping material completely clean.
Espically good when pooping outside
Espically good when pooping outside
by Princess Amy SMILE January 19, 2013
Get the Angel Poop mug.Distraction caused by the imminent and urgent need to have a bowl movement aka, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf
by Beeker21 July 23, 2012
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