Quarter Pounder With Cheese

When you visit mc donallds and say gimmi gimmi gimmi a man after midnight just for lols

Greg: It was so sweet last night i pulled an absolute Quarter Pounder With Cheese on the local mcdonalds

Steve: Niceness!

by haha your gay April 2, 2010

depression pond

Coordinates 41.7271928,-73.5305554. This pond is a sad place in New York.

Guy 1: "Hey, where were you yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Oh, I was crying at depression pond."

by RealisticIdiot March 5, 2019

pond

the past tense of "pwned" which is technically already past tense but who cares

LOL pond!!, i poked holes in the end of your condoms when you weren't looking, your a father now

by GoneFeral March 10, 2008

POUNDED THE SHRUB

Same as beating up the pussy.

Betty came over last night and I pounded the shrub.

by Huge G. Minga October 26, 2007

poundage

Bowel movements. Called "ppundage" because it is heavy.

"Help! Roy just made poundage on the floor!"

by Casey April 2, 2005

Ponder one's place in the universe

To fap. Used in polite company.

1. Jane: What are you up to?
Andrew: Nothing much, just pondering my place in the universe.

2. Most men ponder one's place in the universe.

by spotch555 March 29, 2012

Ponderosa Lemon

Used as a treat. When you cut a lemon in half and smash one half in someone’s eye, and the other half up their ass.

I’ll give you a ponderosa lemon!

by Squiddlydiddlychainsaw June 2, 2018