jimmy velvet

A man who talks softly and so smooth, you don't even know when he is talking about you. Even if you are in the same room. Also responsible for bringing about the next trend in fashion material.

"Dude, that guy just got jimmy velveteened .......what a clueless twatcicle."

"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."

"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.

by Skankbreathe July 11, 2017

Jimmy Riggin

When you’re getting a tattoo and you pay for it by giving a handjob while you’re getting tattooed..

I got a lot of Jimmy riggin to do for this chest piece!

by Earlshy! March 27, 2024

jimmy peterson

He is super cool and not gay at all. Jimmy is my best friend.

let's hang out with Jimmy Peterson!
YAY WE LOVE JIMMY

by gatoradelover1235 October 23, 2023

Jimmy

A fat guy who drives full size pickups with small engines. Compulsive ass talker. Makes $21 an hour. America’s #1 Parts consultant.

“Jimmy drives a V6 Ram, you’d expect more from a guy who makes $21 an hour.”

“You car has 137k miles, you said 67k! Don’t be a Jimmy”

by Person1827296228344 November 8, 2018

Jimmy

Another name for a large animal of some sort. Usually for hippos.

Plural: Jimbos

Wow look at that Jimmy grazing in the feild.

Wow that’s quite a few Jimbos.

by Low Fat Tub O’ Lard February 8, 2018

Jimmy

Big PP

Im having so much fun with your Jimmy

by haaaaaallllloo July 27, 2019

Jimmy

A unit of measurement based on the length of a traditional Jimmy John's sandwich

" The hole in my door is a jimmy away from the door knob"

by DaJimmyJ December 10, 2016