Hoboken hairy monkey monster

A legand in Harrison high school new jersey. mostly known as a girl who's face contains much pubic hair, and has severe herpies sores and hemeroids of the mouth and/or asshole. bears a striking resemblence to a wet sewre rat or monkey hence the name, she will gobble your penis with her fingers or dirty moneky claws that have been dipped in her anus and many of her victoms anuses for years. Mostly seen wearing overalls, barefoot, and climbing trees. Signs of this beast approaching: a foul oder, vommitting, chronic Diahhrrea. it learks behind quick check inn the crown bank dumpster.

HOLY SHIT!!! I HAVE DIAHHREA!!! IT MUST BE THE HOBOKEN HAIRY MONKEY MONSTER!!! Quick, throw a crack covered dounut at that bitch! Quickly, throw a comb nd purple hair extensions and pubes!!

by Darius, Iago, Jessie June 11, 2008

The New Jersey Monster

If New Jersey was, like, alive, and it was a monster, then it would be this.

Holy S***, Alex! It's the New Jersey Monster!

by Nico April 29, 2004

feeding the one eyed monster

when a person of the male caliber rubs his dong until love juices squit

"oh man, i feed the one eyed monster yestorday and some love juices suirted in my face

by Thach October 27, 2004

Half-Cocked Vagina Monster

An insult towards half cocked people, who sometimes are vagina monsters.

You're a half-cocked vagina monster.

Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!

I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!

by The Dick Squatting Cum Bucket January 27, 2009

I have to pee like a monster

When one has to pee really bad, they have to pee like a monster. When you have to pee so bad you can't wait. Having to pee to the extreme. Getting upset because there is no where to pee.

Why is there no public restroom? I have to pee like a monster!

by Emory February 13, 2006

Grabby-arse-pully monster

Nobody can define the Grabby-arse-pully monter, but some sightings dictate that its arms are over 77 feet long, and secrete a sticky substance that covers your arse and never lets go. God help us all.
Interestingly, the 'arse' in grabby-arse-pully monster is spelt with the English spelling in all regions including America. This is in order to avoid any donkey pulling that may occur.

HOLY SHIT DUDE, I THINK I JUST FELT THE GRABBY-ARSE-PULLY MONSTER, WE'RE SO FUCKED.

by Mrs Brown January 05, 2015

National Get a white monster day

You need to get a White monster and a white one only on November 15th

Karl: Oh my got it's November 15th give me your credit card

Jimmy: No why?

Karl: It's national get a white monster day

by hallooooo November 15, 2021