Lick my Lahooga

Rooted in the saying “suck my dick”, the Lahooga is a higher form of a dick, pulsating radiation, and usually garnering reactions akin to seeing a biblically accurate angel.

Person 1: “hey man you’re fat as fuck.”

person 2: “Lick my Lahooga”

Person 1: *dies on the spot*

by Crammedlamb68 October 04, 2024

licky lick lick

To lick the clit!! Lick lick lick... Licky lick lick

Oh, I want to do a Licky lick lick! You got to lick it before you stick it!

by Stryider Redz June 07, 2020

Kale Seed Lick

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.

“Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Lick My Cactus

It means to suck my dicc ..😑Be offended-Qveen💓💍

U can go lick my cactus

by Qveen Lieah June 25, 2017

Swift Lick

Punch to the face

Mans gonna get a swift lick

by Swift Lick October 14, 2017

grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 26, 2021

Lick fister

A dirty little sod who will lick their fist during an act of sexual intercourse

"He fisted her and then kicked his first, disgusting, what a dirty lick fister".

by Sauce_Monkey October 03, 2020