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Gay lesbian 

Women created by gay men to like other women. When a straight man encounters a gay lesbian often he would lose hope in ever finding the right woman for him so he goes to the gay side. Gays have been creating lesbians since the dawn of time, although it has back fire on most gays, while some straight men enjoy lesbians.
Man: I hate gay lesbians! I’m gonna become gay!
Gay Man: my plans have worked!
Gay lesbian by VAd4 May 13, 2008
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gay lesbian solidarity 

Kirumislove and strandofagonycosplays
Those two are gay lesbian solidarity

Son of a Lesbian

A man who is born of a woman who hates men, because she is a lesbian. The anti-Christ.
Damn son, where is your love? Is your mom a dog? son of a lesbian!

Pan Scratching Lesbian 

A woman who is no domestic goddess and emits sexual ambiguity
Broski - "She burns everything she cooks!"
Brosif "What a pan scratching Lesbian!"

Broski - "She's a lesbian?"

Brosif - "Meh, maybe?"

Wiener lesbian 

A very sultry/sexy lesbian who often eats hotdogs at midnight.
"That wiener lesbian ate her hotdog mighty quick"
Wiener lesbian by modelmarie February 23, 2010

situational lesbian 

a straight woman who uses the old "i'm a lesbian" line to put off an undesirable (at least in her eyes) guy who is hitting on her. actually, she wouldn't munch the carpet if her life depended on it, but she figures it's better to give a phony excuse to the bozo than to tell him the truth and have it turn out he's a heavily-armed psychopath.
ben: uh, hey jen, would you like to go to the movies with me tomorrow night?
jen: sorry, ben. i guess you didn't know i'm gay. but thanks anyway! (walks quickly ot the other side of the room.)
len: who was that creep? want me to smash his face in for you?
jen: no, he's okay. i just told him i'm a dike and his boner went all soft.
len: wow, you're a real situational lesbian, aren't you? wanna let me fuck your brains out? whoa, looks like i'm too late!
situational lesbian by earpuller November 23, 2010

Lipstick Lesbian

A very feminine lesbian who tends to act like a straight girl but is actually a lesbian. Enjoys very girly things and products, is proud of being a Lipstick

Kinda looks like a Thot but isn’t a thot
Ex.

A: Hey Lexi who is your boyfriend?
B: I don’t have a boy friend, I’m gay.
A: Oh shit, I thought you were straight

B: No, I’m just a Lipstick lesbian.

Ex 2.
Omg she is such a Lipstick
Lipstick Lesbian by Myeeeeest January 28, 2020