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Kentucky Seatbelt

When you tie your friend's exquisite beard around your waist so he can't get away whilst you skull fuck him.
Oh, I went to Josh's last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt... whilst his Grandma watched!
by silverback6969 November 16, 2024
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Kentucky plug

When you just put your thumb in it
Kayla: "matt im dying"
Matt: "ill do a Kentucky plug"
by The new brandon May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

When someone takes their thumb and shoved it deep inside a whole.

After a severe accident with a .50 cal exploding a Kentucky man was able to save his life by plugging his thumb in his neck to stop bleeding. After the incident many loving fans made memes in support of the man and his recovery. One of which is now the Kentucky Plug which seems to have been taken in many different directions...
My girlfriend said she’d let me do the Kentucky Plug if I didn’t bring up politics at thanksgiving this year.
by NoOneYouWantToKnow May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

When you blow your .50cal load all over your face and it's about to kill you but you shove a thumb in the hole.
Scott was having some fun shooting some rounds and he had to use the Kentucky Plug when he exploded with joy.
by MacAttack420 May 20, 2021
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kentucky fried fatass

someone who is so fat they have their on gravitational pull
Oh my god charles jessie layne the third is such a kentucky fried fatass

charles that’s your 5th big mac today calm down you kentucky fried fatass

you’re very fat charles
by Ripp Tichards October 19, 2023
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kentucky thumb

Getting choked out during sex by your partner or self from a thumb being applied to the jugular in a fashion similar to the lifesaving technique used by Kentucky Ballistics.
What’s that bruise from?
My boyfriend gave me the Kentucky Thumb last night after watching Gun Meme Review!
by FLgunMAN May 20, 2021
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kentucky dick warmer

You get someone with a 9inch or more penis and do anal but instead of you shifting on his dick he pisses in your ass.
Mom what is a Kentucky dick warmer?
You want to try it out. yeah. Ok shove your penis in may ass and pee
by Dicks in a locker October 25, 2017
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