Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020

Jordan

A down to earth twaker from the country south twack pack. He is understanding and has a good heart. He sticks up for those he cares about and loves to tweak on bikes and sound systems. He enjoys fishing and spending his moments trying to be positive and happy for no one but himself. He is a troubled soul with many struggles and pain on his shoulders but strong willed

with a huge heart and hes smarter than he leads on to be. Dont let him fool you. He knows he is destined to be great. He is funny and a smidge of a Dick sometimes but all around a very good person to call your friend.

Jordan is the one guy who wears captain potato capes at your local party.

by Thisisforgiggles March 14, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is the most loving sweet boy in the world. He'll make you so happy whenever you see him, text him, or anything. you will miss him everyday and you'll wish you could just live with him. He is kinda shy at first but once you get to know him he is all over you. He is the hottest man in the planet. He has a very big dick, fluffy brown hair, he is tall asf and towers over you. He is very clumsy and always ends up doing something very stupid. He sucks at replying to you he will leave you on delivered for at least 16hrs but its worth it when you see his name pop up on your phone. He makes you smile like no one else can. I LOVE JORDAN SO MUCH he has no idea. you'll love it that you can talk to him whenever your sad or happy no matter my mood he's always there for you. you will really hope you'll last forever and ever. His lips are so soft and his hand are perfect. He LOVES physical touch if your in bed with him he will never not be touching you. you'll miss him everyday. He is perfect.

Who's that?

Oh that's Jordan he's perfect.

by v10l3t mxi February 22, 2023

jordan franks

A little dick that likes to fuck the ugliest girls

Jordan Franks bangs slum bums

by Cocky4782929 August 27, 2016

Jordan

A cute ass boy that I’ll spend the rest of my life with :)))

Jordan’s mine <3

by peyton.iskewl on snap June 19, 2021

Jordan

Abhors males of African descent and black people in general.

Jordan: Ni**a

by ireallyhatejordan November 28, 2021

Jordan

Anglophone unisex given name and surname. Derives from the river Jordan in the Middle East. Women with this name are beautiful and kind-hearted, men with this name are strong and confident.

Jordan is a beautiful lady.

by VardanMarutyan October 10, 2025