A guy who literally just farted metaphorically. Sometimes it’s a small poop situation. Usually on accident in that case. Loving, he’s very loving. Often kind. Very funny. As we’ve established he farted. Maybe pooped his pants. When he’s looking you in the eyes when time stops in the universes of his hazel eyes. You’ll feel one with the universe , space dust made significant by unifying with the vast expanse of everything in existence. He’ll maybe let out a little frett brettt kinda fart… later he’ll excuse himself. You’ll miss him immediately. Your heart will demand his return. Your nose will know it wasn’t a fart and that it’ll be a minute before he comes back. Because he totally skanked his pants, blart blat style.
by NotJrdyn November 22, 2021
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When you first meet a Jordan he will seem vary standoffish. But once u get to know him, he is the most loving, caring, sweet, amazing guy ever.
He never fails to make you smile like an idiot. Says stupid funny things thats cute.
He's a romantic guy, easy to fall in love with, you can't get him off your mind.
He'll make you feel like you're the only girl in the entire world, you will forget about everything and anything when you're around him.
he's also really good in bed ;)
When you first meet a Jordan he will seem vary standoffish. But once u get to know him, he is the most loving, caring, sweet, amazing guy ever.
He never fails to make you smile like an idiot. Says stupid funny things thats cute.
He's a romantic guy, easy to fall in love with, you can't get him off your mind.
He'll make you feel like you're the only girl in the entire world, you will forget about everything and anything when you're around him.
he's also really good in bed ;)
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