Lame Jimmy

When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust

Jerry pulled another Lame Jimmy with the stripper from Jaguars last night.

by Chicago Panda January 19, 2025

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Uber Jimmy

Also known in Belgium as "klein ambetant ventje" wich means small annoying boy.
Belgium probably has the most annoying Jimmy of all...
You just hope you'll never meet him.
He is like the uber Jimmy.

Man that Jimmy was so annoying today.
Yeah... you probably met the Belgian Uber Jimmy

by Abc987123 September 27, 2023

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Ruffle my jimmies

Have someone do something unpleasant to you

Aw shit dawg, you just Ruffle my jimmies

by jimmyruffler February 03, 2018

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Slapping my jimmy

Masturbating

I need a woman because I am tired of slapping my jimmy all the time.

by Ndnzfan January 26, 2018

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Jimmy Garden, Oscar Hay Bale

The 6 inchers
Oscar’s are good at geometry dash and getting bods

Jimmy’s are good at looking like a demented bookcase and love milliebobbybrownandmore

I saw a Jimmy Garden, Oscar Hay Bale

Wow! Did you know they have a 6 inch juicy willy

Yeh I sucked Jimmy Garden’s last night and I licked his photoshopped abs.

by Jimmy garden March 23, 2021

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