january 26th

the day where you can slap anybody in the face for literally no reason and if you dont slap anybody on january 26th your gay

idiot 1: Hey! *Slaps the other idiot*
idiot 2: why tf did u do that
idiot 1: ITS JANUARY 26TH

by missdumbass January 26, 2022

January

Jerk of January- you have to jersey off the number of minutes the day is.

Hey its January 18 I have to jet off for 18 minutes

by Fuckubastard666 December 7, 2020

January 18th

the day u have to ask ur crush out, or ask them for a hoodie

bestfriend: time to talk to ur crush
Me: awww cmon

bestfriend: its january 18th so u have too

by someome :) January 16, 2022

January 10

January 10 is national gf day! this is the day to appreciate your girlfriend or any of your female friends!

A: i love you! thanks for being my friend.
B: i love you too! why so sudden though?
A: its january 10!

by hilolzies1234 February 11, 2023

15 January

It’s national kiss and hug someone

Boy 1: it’s 15 January

Girl1: kiss me then

by Iz-T-06 January 9, 2022

finger her january

In parody of "No-Nut November" and "Destroy Dick December", finger her January is an event starting on the first of January, in which you finger as much as you can, during this time all bro bonds are here by canceled and it is allowed to finger a friend's mom.

"i can't wait for the year to start"- your mom
"i love finger her January" -your mom

by MR.NUTGUY November 23, 2018

January 15th

January 15th is anime thighs day. Our anthem is 'Anime Thighs' by MC Virgins Ft. Wonder.

On this day, people should add 'anime thighs' at the end of their name and listen to anime thighs on loop. The holiday is to honor anime thighs.

John: "Hey what's on January 15th?"
JC: "January 15th is anime thighs day"

by GeneysAnimeThighs April 9, 2021