top ten reasons why I'm gay

1 women hot
2 non binarys hot
3 men hot
4 everyone hot
5 I'm trans
6 i use neo pronouns when i feel a lil goofy
7 i like stranger things
8 among us
9 chocolate Hershey's kiss
10 peepee
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A quote used by a sad individual to describe how depressing or unfair life is too them.
X1 "Life is a game, but i'm the one being played"
X2 lol bro sucks to be u.
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Just a word/phrase I always use when it is super hot. its like when oprahs on a food hiatus she sweats it out
Hey! Yo man it's hot up in here. I know dawg "I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo"!
by LOUWEEPSC05-06 September 09, 2016
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After insulted a dumbshit usually replies with Because I'm a total bitch like that! And or Because I totally am that retarded Something likeee...
Because I'm a total/Because I totally

Kelly: You're a retarded annoying flirty obnoxious obsessive blonde that flirts non stop and makes everyone feel like crap
Riley: Because I'm TOTALLY a whore!!!

Kelly: Shut the fuck up, Riley!
Riley: Because I'm a total loud mouth!
by Nerrrr Blonde Bizzness May 21, 2010
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dum da dum bup a doodly doo boopa ba beep, oh, OH, sorry. You're done with life, school, work, or whatever, for you to find this, that and u got nothin to do, ur disinterested in everything. (Go listen to Never Gonna Give You Up, Megalovania, or any other meme song until you like it unironically. Find the newest memes on Youtube or Tik Tok (if ur into that kind of thing). Make a new word on Urban Dictionary... :0 Watch Jacksepticeye play indie games. Watch Markiplier play 3 scary games. Watch Crankgameplays.... be an adorable goofball. You come up with possibilities. Buy that lil cute thing u found at the store. Get that scented candle. Talk to ur best friend. Hang out w them, if possible. Go on a bike ride. Watch some videos you never got around to. And that book w dust on it. The list goes on and on.)
im bored (I'm bored, I am bored, IM BORED, I. AM. BORED., i'm bored) and I have nothing to do. I'm gonna watch some gameplay
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A quote by Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters in the goldfish memory episode
Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs
by applealex October 04, 2009
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A sentence said when you have either emasculated the person's lack of intelligence or have proved him or her wrong. That person in turn, once their intelligence is challenged to the depths of shitville, will pull the "Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!" when they attempt to prove you wrong in another fact of god knows what.

When the fucktard looses in an argument against someone, they will then be stumbled on that argument, thinking "fuck..I lost the game". They will then question you with an argument of something that is probably useless fucking knowledge to anybody.
Your computer has low RAM, your computer is slow as fuck and cannot run all that shit you have on your harddrive.

Yes it can, I just go delete my internet history and cache! Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!

2+2+2+2+2+2-2 x 0 isn't 0, if you knew about BEDMAS, you would know the order of operation of multiplication which would come first before addition or subtraction.

Oh yeh?!? Well my built-in calculator on my Windows 7 laptop says you are full of shit! Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!

(Police Officer) "Sir you were going way above the speed limit, I'm gonna have to impound your vehicle and take away your license"

Are you shitting me? My speedometer says otherwise asshole. Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you! (gets head cracked open and cuffs smashed onto the skinny wrists)
by Apparently I'm not uber smart October 14, 2011
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