Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns someone into, according to a movie.

Nobody's frozen body part ever falls on to the floor of a room with a kerosene heater, since an audience might see something out of one the Terminator movies after first becoming a human popsicle.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Human malware

Someone who goes around causing shit for their own enjoyment.

person 1- "ah yes i gage posted again, he really sperged out this time"

person 2- "you are a true piece of human malware aren't you?"

by Minuteman's abused dog January 28, 2021

human primate

Used to refer to people who have the lowest level of awareness of other living beings' welfare, physical and mental, especially animals; including those who exploit animals for their own gains. This word emphasizes how fundamentally connected humans and animals are via the same scientifically defined primate family, in terms of desires (e.g. for freedom, joy) and experience of physical and mental/emotional pain. This is NOT a racial term but rather a counterargument to Speciesism.

Animal abusers are examples of human primates.

by POILKEDS February 8, 2021

Human fartbox centipede

Multiple boys line up in a line with their buttocks exposed and spread the cheeks. Each boy tongue punches the boys in-fronts butthole and rims gently whilst reaching round and cupping the balls to work the shaft . This then symbolises the look of a centipede. (Usually results in cumquake of 7.8 on Richter scale).

For example Cameron, scott and Rhys make the perfect human fartbox centipede.

by Spudoncus March 21, 2021

Human like animal

The animal characters found in shows that are human like and aren’t furries because they are characters for kids not dressed as animals just talking animals

The Human like animals are characters in cartoons to appeal to kids

by The decipher March 22, 2021

hUmAn

YOUR UGLY AF MENNN

YOU LOOK LIKE HUMAN

by not hUmAn at all March 23, 2021

Human behavior student

Someone who stills lives in a human behavior dorm room their mother comes to visit every weekend, and always will. Someone that doesn't realize not everybody is a human behavior student or a human behavior teacher in a human behavior lecture hall.

Some people dropped out of human behavior school a long time ago, and they told the human behavior student and the human behavior teacher both to kiss their ass!

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021