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Seven Holy Founders

Once you've cleared all the bases with Janice in the back of your dad's '72 Buick it's time to take her upstairs and show her the Seven Holy Founders. She wants you to take her to church.
Rick: I heard Greg is taking Janice to the Olive Garden tonight. I didn't know he was so loaded. He must really like her.

Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.

Rick: Damn!
by nocharge October 23, 2023
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Holi-Taint

The "limbo" between Christmas and New Year's Day. Taint Christmas...Taint New Year's Day
I'm so confused. What to celebrate during Holi-Taint?
by Holi-Taint Founder December 28, 2018
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Marsh is the most intelligent and prettiest girl in the world. She’s very lovable who will dazzle everyone around her. Not only is she clever, but she’s also good at art, music and sports!!!! Most importantly, she even bakes. People always compare her with the Disney princesses, in which people once thought such impeccable human being did not exist, until they met Holy Friking Cat Cat fricking Marsh.
Marsh is so awesome in the way that she shines brighter than the sun :,)
Be like Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh.
by Mashie June 13, 2020
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Holy Honkers

A common expression to value a person's breasts. "Wow", or holy smokes plus boob.
Holy Honkers that rizz is insane.
by ferardrayhot April 18, 2023
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Holy Birb

Holy Birb, also known as Birb, is a blue bird created by Holy Mushroom. It is one of the gods in The religion of Holy Mushroom.
by theflying_egg May 26, 2021
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