hows the hand

greeting to a friend that masterbates far far far to much

me"hey pete hows the hand ?"

pete"not bad still abit stiff though hows yours"

me"mine fine thank you very much and handsfree thanks to the gf"
or
me "hows the hand?"

pete" not bad switched to my left giving the right a rest it feels like someone else is doing it"

by bigsimmo May 01, 2008

Hand Operative

someone who uses their hand to satisfy themselves - "Wanker"

Dad, in front of kids - "That Prime Minister is a proper hand operative"

by colley301279 August 22, 2007

hand rammer

one who rams an object or person with their hand

yo one nasty hand rammer girl

by Thaddeus buttshaft July 08, 2011

Shake Hand

When a guy sleeps with a girl that has a next man. Then walks her home to find her man waiting for her, the girl introduce them both reffering to the guy she just fucked as her friend and he shakes her boyfriends hand and acts normal.🤣

Everytime you see the guy who the girl has fucked you shout out or call him "shake hand" 🤣

by Fool Fool 3000 June 05, 2021

muddy hand

When you first someone in the ass and there hand comes out covered in shit

Man after I fisted her I had a muddy hand

by Sonigga April 10, 2016

place the hand

When your playing poker, and you wish your partner to place there hand.. but they end up grabbing there tits.

"place the hand"

by PLACETHEHAND March 26, 2010

Hand Clap

It's a high five. Get used to it.

Hey, let's hand clap. *high fives*

by Zephyr zenith April 10, 2018