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I am not crazy 

I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...
I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...
I am not crazy by TheGuywiththetea February 11, 2024

damn that's crazy 

The line you use when your friend is rambling on about bullshit you don't care about and they lack the social awareness to shut the fuck up, so you say the bare minimum to sound engaged.

Frequently but not always, the line has to be used when interacting with one specific person that thinks the drama in their life is interesting to everyone around them. These tend to be the same people who use speakerphone in public and blast music in their cars because they assume the world revolves around them.
George: ...so me and Macy were going out, and we saw Jacob hanging out with Maddie!

Paul: damn that's crazy

George: ...and then (proceeds to continue spouting worthless shit)
damn that's crazy by RollyPolly657 February 26, 2024

when i join plane crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on 

"The joyous declaration of a newbie in Plane Crazy, proudly showcasing their latest in-game gadgetry, albeit with a charming disregard for grammatical conventions"
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community
Every time a new player zooms past me without firing a single shot, I'm reminded of the classic 'When I join Plane Crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on' moment."

Mad Dog Crazy 

An extreme or overtly ridiculous show of mental decline such as screaming in public places or unironically enjoying political speeches.

Mainly used to refer to actions but can be used to describe a person.
“Did you see what Jessica did at the part last night?”
Yeah dude that was mad dog crazy.”
Mad Dog Crazy by BNHAlover.2022 March 24, 2024

you make me crazy

When he literally makes you lose your mind even though y’all are nothing
Him: “ I’m going to make you feel like the most special thing for three weeks”

Her: “wow I really like him let me express how I feel”

Him: “ yeah jk I lied I’m going to be so dry with you and once you start being dry back imma say small things that get your attention and make you feel special, then be dry again over and over and over”

Her: “ you make me crazy “

Straight up batshit crazy 

The ultimate type of crazy. You can't be more crazy than straight up batshit crazy!
The thing Jack said yesterday was straight up batshit crazy.