Closeted Homo 

We don't discriminate. However, those who insist they are not homo, are usually closeted homosexuals. People who act homo, either are REALLY HOMO, or who know by heart they're not insecure about their sexuality.

Me: Hey Thomas! Wanna listen to the gay ass music.
Thomas: Nah that shit is gay aswell.
Me: You're definetly a closeted homo

Closeted Homo by reacts4u May 9, 2024

Closet princess 

A man who thinks he is perfect, big, tough, or any combination of these, but panics at the sight of his own shadow.

"Jonathan, my neighbor, is a closet princess - he acts tough like he's 2Pac, but you come out the bushes on him and he screams like a 4 year old girl and runs away. Yesterday I saw him take out the trash and he looked down on the ground and jumped, dude literally got scared of his own damn shadow."

Closet princess by AmXtra May 20, 2024

closet commando 

Closet commando. Those who romanticize or mimic military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member

John boy likes to show over his AR-15 and dresses up in tactical gear at the gun range but he’s really just a closet commando

closet commando by Rook May 20, 2024

closet commando 

Closet commando. Those who romanticize or mimic military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member

John boy likes to show over his AR-15 and dresses up in tactical gear at the gun range but he’s really just a closet commando

closet commando by Rook May 20, 2024

closet commando 

Closet Commando. A person who romanticizes military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to mimic a military/militia member for fun.

John boy talks a big game about his AR—15 and likes posing in his tactical vest but he’s just a closet commando

closet commando by Rook May 20, 2024

Closed Species 

A Furry Version of Non Fungible Tokens so called Furry NFTS and a dead Extinct Idea Concept nowadays that Creators try to Gatekeep a Species that cannot be Copyrighted/Trademarked or enforced by Intellectual Property Laws whatsoever under any Circumstances and they try to make that happen but waste their time doing so. And they're sad because they can't learn to play Monopoly and go to College or Learn a Career Trade at a Vocational Trade School to make more money instead of Excluding a species and doing illegal activities like Blacklisting and Doxxing and also Harassing people by sending Death Threats and White Knights after them when they're LEGALLY allowed to draw and make whatever they want. And Furries are Praising for Unofficial Fursonas as they're better and Free instead of paying a greedy artist thousands of dollars for a drawing that can be drawn by yourself because they lack Knowledge and Education and are jealous that other people are more Creative than they are and nobody cares about Lore or the made up Rules of the Species as they're not Associated with their Official Groups, Pages, Clubs, and so on.

Average Furry: Check out my new Sona it's so cool and Fluffy!
Closed Species Supporter Cunt: Those are a Closed Species bruh are you asking to be Blacklisted and Doxxed by the creator and Harassed?
Furry Nerd: No he isn't because they can't do shit about it. They're not protected under Copyright/Trademarks or Intellectual Property law learn that before you start Drama n shit. And besides Unofficial Fursonas of Closed Species exist and Fursuit makers make Unofficial Species Fursuits for Unofficials and people make their own as well. Ain't our problem they didn't pay attention in school and dropped out because they're butthurt losers and wanna Scam people with petty digital images.

Closed Species by AntiFursAreBad June 28, 2024

Closeout 

a sale of goods at reduced prices to get rid of superfluous stock.

"a closeout sale"

Closeout by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024