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christian james dunn 

A super sexy god women all want to fuck a fuckboy of the highest meaning.

Christian Goulding

His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.
Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.
Christian Goulding by GeetLord January 5, 2018

Christian pancake 

When someone cums on a bible during a service wait until it dries then eats it
Jamie jizzed on a bible and ate it when it dried - this is an example of the Christian pancake

Christian Joseph 

Christian Joseph is a sex god who is great at getting girls but doesn’t need one to complete him but gets one easily cause of his caring personality and that makes friends in a flash cause he is like a beacon of hope who every one needs
Christian Joseph is what every friend needs

ChristianVennie

He is Cool, He makes almost everybody laugh. He is fun to hang around with. He is also a Smart Guy. Just give him a chance.
Everyone Loves ChristianVennie “

christianvennie

He is a Cool Guy. Fun to hang around with. He’s Smart. And loves to be friends with anyone. Give him a chance
“ChristianVennie is Cool