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Keep That Cookie Moist

Basically stemming from, "take that cookie" or "take you're cookie", if someone tells you this, it is like saying, "keep that seat warm for me" but they want you to keep your ass ready for them so when they tryna take it, its nice and soft.
Keep That Cookie Moist for me for when I come back around the block tonight
by OlneyNigga1 December 30, 2022
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Burn your cookies

by JOEMAMASFAT November 10, 2019
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cookie crumb boy

A boy who texts you once in a while just to keep u attached. Always leaves crumbs to keep you around for when they need you.
by ostrydzik August 12, 2022
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caramel waffle cookie

Sometimes you go to the store for cream but come back with caramel waffle cookie.....

It is what it is.
"i ask for cream by she came back with caramel waffle cookie! "
by Banoffee06 September 10, 2020
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Sea Fairy Cookie

sea fairy cookie is very rare cookie with a 0.0314% chance to get it
by Almondaddy November 24, 2021
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Fatty Fortune Cookie

When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.
Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?

I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.
by Magooru November 5, 2010
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Cookie Murdering bitch

Me, a girl who made an adorable snowman cookie than ate it, and got yelled at about my friend
"Olivia you cookie murdering bitch"
by Lesbiace Mess December 19, 2020
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