Backseat Klondike Bar

When you poop in the back of an Uber, often as a sign of disapproval for your ride or driver, but in some rare cases it can be used to show affection.

Ryan: My Uber sucked.
Cody: Oh, did you give a bad rating?
Ryan: Nah, I just left a Backseat Klondike Bar.

by Lil' Pukey February 26, 2018

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barred out

Being so high on barbiturates, AKA barbs, that you are unable to function normally.

He fell down the stairs and broke both his arms, but he was so barred out he did not feel a thing!

by NataliaVladimirovnaPoklonskaya December 7, 2016

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Slang: Getting a reach around while having your vocal cords played by a cock.

Original Definition: a lever attached by the bridge or tailpiece of an electric guitar that can be depressed to increase the tension of the strings and produce such effects as vibrato, portamento, and dive bomb.

Their voice was really hoarse after getting that Whammy Bar!

Your voice is really raspy, are you sick or did you get Whammy Bar’d?

by S. R. August 1, 2024

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Bar stooling

Where you snort coke off of a prostitutes dick

Bro Johnathan went and bar stooling last night

by Conor weiner June 10, 2019

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anti-sway bar

A stick of candy dat you bribe someone with in order to keep him from being "convinced otherwise" by one or more fellow humans who might try to get him to change his presently-in-agreement-with-you viewpoint.

Anti-sway bars can indeed sometimes be an effective way to keep someone "on your team", but it can also prevent said person from honestly pondering a particular topic or issue and then forming his own unbiased opinion about said subject, similar to how main-stream religion often does.

by QuacksO January 19, 2020

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