Andrew Bottle

A deformed ass water bottle. Looks like those milk carton things where the top is curved.
Also can be used to describe a person with funny bones.

Person 1: Ayo, I just droppped my water bottle, and now it be looking like an Andrew bottle.
Person 2: Fr? Shit sucks. Flip that shit.

Person 1: I kicked Matthew's ass so hard, he be looking like an Andrew bottle.
Person 2: Ay fr cuh? Send me the video!

by #nochinksinmycity May 12, 2022

Andrew

hot

Damn that guy is really like an Andrew

by David4435 January 2, 2022

Andrew Mathias

The greatest winger ever. Nice friend cool guy. Uk you'd wnna be friend with him. Famous

Damn I'm Friends with Andrew Mathias Imma be famous

by IMthebestofthebest January 7, 2022

Andrew

A very cute boy who has weak knees and you could definitely beat him in a marathon. I challenge you to a duel. Bye bye little gremlin boy.

Person 1: oh my who is that?!
Person 2: that’s andrew
Person 1: oh ok

by tatumhasgreatkneecaps January 8, 2022

Andrew

Andrew is the one retarded bum ass kid that is in everybody's school. This kid tries to be funny but actually ends up making a fool of himself and is usually socially awkward. Andrew is an empathetic kid but makes up for that in his lack of math and language art skills.

"Yo, that kid Andrew is literally so stupid, I swear I asked him for math questions and he gave me his science homework."

by ObeliskanfromBelow January 10, 2022

Lord Andrew of Scotland

Lord Andrew of Scotland is a 12-year-old who owns 5 x 5 square meters of land in Scotland. Everyone refers to him as "Andrew", but he doesn't like that. If you refer to him as "Lord Andrew of Scotland" he will be pleased, however, if you do not, he will power trip on you.

Person 1. That guy? He owns 5 x 5 square meters in Scotland *AUGHHHHH*
Person 2. Oh him? He wants to be called "Lord Andrew of Scotland", stupid right?

by AndrewTeash January 15, 2022

Lord Andrew of England

That one guy called "Andrew" who owns a plot of land in the U.K. If you do not call him by his official name (Lord Andrew of England), he will power trip, and you will see how terrifying his massive ego is. He also owns a taser, so don't mess with him. If you happen to go to his land, well, you'll have to see the horrible war crimes that will be committed.

Person 1. Oh him? You'd rather want to talk to the quiet kid than Lord Andrew of England
Person 2. "Lord Andrew of England"? How old is this kid, 5?!
Person 3. OMG IS THAT LORD ANDREW OF ENGLAND???!!!!

by AndrewTeash January 16, 2022