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Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022
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Pickle the Dino

A green dinosaur that came from a cheap squishy kit, but Moriah Elizabeth created him so wonderfully and he became the #1 icon of her channel.
Almost all Moriah Elizabeth's merch has pickle the dinosaur on it.
by lala luna June 19, 2022
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Pickle Burn

The feeling you have on your tongue after you eat a spicy pickle.
Man I just ate a spicy pickle...
How do you feel?

Not good. I have the pickle burn.
by Ryan Elrich August 9, 2017
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Jizzy Pickle

A man who secretly covets and lusts for a girl who's romantically and/or sexually involved with another man, and envies the man, for having the girl he desires for himself, is said to have a Jizzy Pickle.
Dude, stop checking out my girlfriend. Nothing's worse than having blue balls with a Jizzy Pickle.
by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
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Afro Pickle

The name "Afro Pickle" conjures a vivid and unique image. This character, Afro Pickle, is a short, stout Black man known for his larger-than-life personality and distinctive appearance. He has a head full of lush, curly hair often styled into a magnificent afro, symbolizing his boldness and individuality. His nickname, "Pickle," comes from his love of pickles and his knack for finding himself in "pickles"—unexpected, humorous situations.

In a surprising twist, Afro Pickle's story intersects with the realm of reptilians—mysterious, shape-shifting beings rumored to control world events from the shadows. According to urban legends, Afro Pickle once had an unexpected encounter with these enigmatic creatures. While wandering through an old library in his neighborhood, he stumbled upon a hidden, ancient manuscript that hinted at the existence of reptilians among us. This discovery led him on a wild adventure, where he uncovered secrets that linked his family heritage to a long-forgotten alliance with these beings.

Afro Pickle's stout, resilient frame and quick wit made him an unlikely but effective protector of this secret knowledge. Though the reptilian connection adds an element of conspiracy and mystery to his life, he remains grounded and committed to his community, using his unique position to advocate for justice and unity. His story is a blend of humor, heritage, and the hidden truths that lie beneath the surface of everyday life.
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Pickle Panty

The act of taking your girlfriends panties, which have to be green, masturbate with them and blowing your load all over the insides, then putting them back on her, and fucking her through them, thus lubricating her insides with your semen. Afterwords doing the process again but for the other hole
Boy 1 : Gurl, i totally gave my girl a pickle panty, felt so right

Girl 1 : Pickle Panty?

Boy 1 : Care for a demonstration?
by Mai Dick June 7, 2013
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Pickle dicken

Havent had sex in a while! so your dick has been in you pants to long like it's been fermenting!
Man my shit pickle dicken I have got none in a while
by Abop2016 August 2, 2016
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