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can you hear my heart beat

THE YURI ON ICE INTRO SENT DOWN BYE THE GODS 😩😩😩😩
Intro: can you hear my heart beat?

Me: YES YES I CANN
by Affixis May 4, 2021
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I can do that but I don't wanna

A (usually) non-serious phrase that can be said by a person in reference to something they just witnessed or were told about that's often, but not always, very difficult or nearly impossible to do in real life.

Humorous and fallible attempt to try and milk coolness/points from any form of audience.
Ex. 1

Wizard: *shoots lightning bolts out of his ass*

Steve: I can do that but I don't wanna.

Ex. 2

Person in commercial: *jumps out of a plane while doing his taxes and fighting off a lion*

Jimbo to Molly: I can do that but I don't wanna.

Ex. 3

Lance: Man, I just saw this sick stunt. The guy was handcuffed while riding a motorcycle down a ramp, and then jumped through 5 fiery hoops over a shark-infested pool that also had spikes at the bottom of it.

Bobby: Pfft... I can do that but I don't wanna.
by Nanou2 July 30, 2011
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Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib ?

"Insert whatever you want in here" : Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib ?"
Franklin : Man fuck you, i'll see you at work

*after that, Franklin will face something that will make him think about the meaning of his life*
by Kayu Berkarat January 26, 2021
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Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can

Hand Me A Beer

..."Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can"

-For full humor effect, words must be said as written above using fast and enhanced/unique/bad enunciation.
"Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can"

Damn I'm thirsty. Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can Carson. Upon request, a good homie of yours hands you a cold one.
by CKB Productions December 31, 2008
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I can only piss with the cock i've got

A British phrase used when someone isn't satisfied with something you do or offer, and that you can't do anything about.
Example/Situation

Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.

Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"

Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"
by tomex June 15, 2008
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What can you do piss in your shoe

This is when you don’t know what to do or say so you respond with “what can you do piss Nb your shoe”. It is a very versatile saying.
Shannon: oh well!

Leah: what can ya do
Shannon: what can you do piss in your shoe
by Turkey Rashers January 5, 2022
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CAN I PUT MAH BALLS IN YO JAWWW

BALLS IN YO JAWWW
“hey lmao CAN I PUT MAH BALLS IN YO JAWWW???”
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