uzi ass

When you go to fart but the butt noises come out in a short burst, rapid fire chain - just like an uzi

That beans and meatloaf gave me so much gas, I was dealing with uzi ass all night

by Majestic Lion September 12, 2025

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Assing

Assing is the act of where someone goes up to someone else (normally while they are sitting down) and rub their ass in their face.

Me: Hey Luke!

Luke: Hey man!
Me: Whats that over there?
*The assing starts*
Luke: AH NO DUDE

by Veronicamiller392 May 21, 2025

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Can of whop-ass

A typical shelf-stable can of whop-ass, a substance known to obliterate those who oppose it.

"I'm gonna open up a can of whop-ass on you!

by JackofJacks November 29, 2022

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Goofy ass Mf

1) someone who is looking hella stupid tries to roast you or someone else.

2) someone who says some stupid ass thing.
3) someone who does some stupid ass thing.

Ex:1
Man, Devon really be acting like a Goofy ass Mf. He's been saying some stupid ass things.

Ex:2
Alex: ay yo I hear Devon has been acting like a goofy ass Mf recently.
Jacob: yeah no he has been trying to roast us, yet he looks like Maui and acts all goofy.

by BNFSAgeless May 10, 2022

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