(1.) The act of bragging about something not at all worth bragging about. (2.) Someone who constantly brags or talks about things as if you should be jealous, when, in reality, you could really care less.
by Cap1941 August 07, 2010
When one female takes a shit on the males penis and the male procedes to stick his penis in the woman's anus
by fluffy:3 June 01, 2015
by crocodile toes December 27, 2020
A derogatory term used to describe any person who has dark skin. Referring to an individual who looks like a baboon.
by Red Arses October 16, 2023
Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!
by lardophobic June 12, 2011
I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!
by WallOGainz April 23, 2017
A sensitive ass due to the combination of poor hygiene and chafing. The result of being on the run or moving about with a poorly cleaned anus. Typically follows defecation.
After jogging for a block, I realized I had not wiped myself properly and had a raging case of bandit ass.
by ccfar May 20, 2022